But an Otter2guard you

ambitiousbard: doodleedoos: I’ve been watching a lot of Panty...

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:02:23 -0600

doodleedoos:

I’ve been watching a lot of Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt and

I just

I’m sorry

OH MY GOD

BOTH OF THEM………..

seamade: If you don’t think Rolf is great then we can’t be...

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:01:42 -0600

seamade:

If you don’t think Rolf is great then we can’t be friends.

Is that Plank with a fucking body

jadedgalvanizer: timelordsatan: ambular-d: pumpkinlessidjit: i want there to be an angel that...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:38:07 -0600

jadedgalvanizer:

timelordsatan:

ambular-d:

pumpkinlessidjit:

i want there to be an angel that descends from the heavens only when someone is being stupid

and the angel just gently places their hand over the person’s mouth

and whispers in a voice filled with heavenly beauty and love

“no”

ANABIEL

LOOK IT UP

aviculor: Ain’t got a care in world, but got plenty of beer. Ain’t got no money in my...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:28:52 -0600

aviculor:

Ain’t got a care in world,

but got plenty of beer.

Ain’t got no money in my pocket,

Ｂ　Ｕ　Ｔ　　Ｉ　’　Ｍ　　Ａ　Ｌ　Ｒ　Ｅ　Ａ　Ｄ　Ｙ　　Ｈ　Ｅ　Ｒ　Ｅ.

"Is he now a Science Bros shipper, then? “Yeah! I love it; it’s awesome,” Ruffalo enthused. “I..."

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:25:49 -0600

“Is he now a Science Bros shipper, then? “Yeah! I love it; it’s awesome,” Ruffalo enthused. “I endorse it 100 percent. You know what it is? It’s open-source creativity.” And here’s a scenario for the fans to contemplate: Ruffalo couldn’t wait to drop his newfound knowledge bomb on Downey Jr. “I’m going to call him and tell him, and he’s going to laugh his ass off,” Ruffalo said. “He’ll love that.””

- Mark Ruffalo Just Learned About ‘Science Bros’ — Vulture

OPEN-SOURCE CREATIVITY

Mark Ruffalo understands fanworks you guys

(via notemily)

twoidjitsinthetardis: thiskittydied: boygrimlark: scout-ebubbles: docot: freddybenson: leovalde...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:07:06 -0600

twoidjitsinthetardis:

thiskittydied:

boygrimlark:

scout-ebubbles:

docot:

freddybenson:

leovaldezstyle:

freddybenson:

A

B

C

the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours

D

E

F

G

cold-candle: things that are cool: hentaiyeah that’s pretty neato most of the timenot always, but...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:06:47 -0600

cold-candle:

things that are cool: hentai
yeah that’s pretty neato most of the time
not always, but mostly always

things that are not cool: FUCKING WESTERN CARTOON PORN
FOR FUCK SAKES WHY DO PEOPLE DRAW THIS STUFF
WHO’S THE GUY THAT GETS OFF OF SIMPSONS AND FAMILY GUY PORN?
FUCK YOU MAN

the-strider-squad: fav troll and patron troll in a couple of my...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:00:54 -0600

the-strider-squad:

fav troll and patron troll in a couple of my outfits just because

~~eheheeehhh what is fashion~~

apollosglare: apollosshine: apollosgone: So last night, after...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:10:22 -0600

apollosglare:

apollosshine:

apollosgone:

So last night, after finishing my presentation, I finally get to bed at 5:30 in the morning.

I am woken up 30 minutes later by my friend Lloren, who ordered a maids dress online but when it came in it was too small for her— so she gave it to me. She woke me up, made me put it on right then, and then her, Joe, and I proceeded to talk for 3+ hours before I passed out and woke up 10 minutes ago and came home.

I’m still in the dress.

first we’re gonna start with this story.

idk why this is posting to my art blog??

Marina & The Diamonds - Jealousy (Unreleased) “What is...

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:26:00 -0600

Marina & The Diamonds - Jealousy (Unreleased)

“What is taking over me? Jealousy…”

omkim: hair cut~

Tue, 21 May 2013 20:13:49 -0600

omkim:

hair cut~

toreadoormat: Sweet nothings what you bring,So fly away on...

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:45:47 -0600

toreadoormat:

Sweet nothings what you bring,
So fly away on sugar coated wings.

Photo

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:42:56 -0600

skateon-and-keepcalm: sexcouture: mymymycroft: catch-thecumber...

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:41:02 -0600

skateon-and-keepcalm:

sexcouture:

mymymycroft:

catch-thecumbersnitch:

shut-up-merlin:

laughingsquid:

Where they make the Tumblr

LOOK AT THE GUY ON THE COUCH ON THE RIGHT

the guy on the right is the epitome of tumblr he probably did that at his job interview and theyre like youre hired

ANYONE ELSE NOTICED THE DOG GUYS THEY HAVE A DOG

I feel like my blog is a disgrace if i dont reblog this

I bet the lounge room have like Mean Girls playing & someone serving them Starbucks

martin-jam-andcuteknittedjumpers: ashlekay: onthesideoftheotters: clockworkcalliope: thefrogman: ...

Tue, 21 May 2013 14:37:51 -0600

martin-jam-andcuteknittedjumpers:

ashlekay:

onthesideoftheotters:

clockworkcalliope:

thefrogman:

OH GOD I ANGERED IT

WHAT THE FUCK

I was not emotionally stable enough for that to happen to me.

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

fuckyeahgirlcrush: In which Marina Diamandis continues to be a...

Tue, 21 May 2013 14:02:14 -0600

fuckyeahgirlcrush:

In which Marina Diamandis continues to be a queen and shuts down body policing

didyouknowgaming: Spyro The...

Tue, 21 May 2013 12:54:19 -0600

didyouknowgaming:

Spyro The Dragon.

Track: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSIA21P_1GY

Album: http://www.amazon.com/The-Stewart-Copeland-Anthology/dp/B000SFKBMO

When DBZ fans call Hell HFIL

Tue, 21 May 2013 12:33:31 -0600

chachipistachis:

krishty:

dragoncampaign:

ellensama:

For those of you who don’t know, back in the day to make Dragonball Z more kid friendly they changed ‘Hell’ to ‘HFIL’ which stood for ‘Home For Infinite Losers’. Can we just call it Hell like adults now please?

no because HFIL is cooler

I’m on the highway to hfil

yo home for infinite losers is comedy gold

lactoria: nohope4thehomestuckers: theinsufferablefan: paper...

Tue, 21 May 2013 11:47:51 -0600

lactoria:

nohope4thehomestuckers:

theinsufferablefan:

paper stars

Karkat had always been absolutely fascinated by how romantic it sounded, when he’d first heard of them. A thousand paper stars to grant a wish? It was just like some of the best in his vast collection of movies.

But it wasn’t until a while later that he’d actually start making them. After finding out how to make them after a quick Trolloogle search, he set to work, knowing in his pan that it wouldn’t do anything, but still young and naive enough to hold onto a shred of hope.

It took a while, and used up lots of paper. Star after star after star.

When he was at about half a jar, he just.. stopped. It became a bit boring. A tiny bit dull. Star after star after tedious, colorful little star.

A couple perigrees or so later, when he was self-decidedly smarter and also wiser, he got into a dramatic, slur filled fight with Captor. He had thrown his arms up in outrage, when out of the corner of his eyes he spotted the jar, still half-full., covered with a thin layer of dust. Pausing, he slid the pieces of paper over, and began again.

It became a sort of ritual for him after that. Get into a fight, a couple paper stars, wake up in early evening grumpy, a couple more. After a short while of this, the jar was full. He placed it next to the husktop moniter, and stared at it occaisionally. A thousand and one were in there, prevented from growing little legs and escaping by a sturdy cork.

He.. waited. And waited. And then, he started another jar. Feel shitty, make stars, wanted to go into an absolute rage, make a few more. It didn’t make him feel any better, of course. Just gave him something to do that wasn’t tearing his whole hive down and throwing it at Her Condescension Herself until She came over and culled him personally.

The jars multiplied. He made a couple more friends, if he could call them that, somehow. More colors went into the mix. Sooner or later twelve separate colors filled up the jars.

When he’d been thrust into the game, he’d started making them with a fury. Anything to stay inside and not look at the nauseating color of his land.

The jars piled up. He got more and more frustrated with each one, as time went by.

But he kept them there, as a brightly colored silent confirmation that magic doesn’t exsist, and he’d never get any of his wishes granted.

Self-destruction is a beautiful thing.

this is absolutely beautiful get on my blog

Photo

Tue, 21 May 2013 01:06:47 -0600